"… but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it."

(via sequinsandsarcasm)

I'd love you until the end of time if you could bid on this for me <3

Goals: LA waist with an Oakland booty


Me: We can’t advise using this image for the banner you wanted. Do you have the original photo?

Client: No, this is all I have. Why can’t you use it?

Me: Because it’s a small, low-resolution image, it’ll look horrendous when blown up to the banner size.

Client: Can’t you use the computer to…


If a client spends a certain amount, I offer a discount in order to encourage bulk ordering. Usually, it’s as (seemingly) simple as free shipping.

Client: I don’t understand why there was a shipping fee on this invoice. Last time I worked with you there was no shipping fee.

Me: If you…

"I’m not sure what to think of this designer. His portfolio seems okay, but I’m like 90% sure he’s gay and I honestly don’t have the patience to deal with that in the long-term."

A client who accidentally CC’d me in an email to his colleague after inquiring about a project.  (via clientsfromhell)


I was working with a client, whose son was in his mid-twenties and liked to be involved in the design of the website. He was into the ‘newest technology’ and buzzwords, so asking me to make things ‘pop’ was an everyday occurrence.

Client: I don’t like that colour. You should try something…





Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

(via onetobeamup)


1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.


Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via stayy0ungandwild)

(Source: aumoe, via alluredream)


found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via cataclysmicmelody)

Anonymous Asked:
how did you get so tan???